Now Ladies, what do you think of this ? Do we need to sign up ???!
Question: CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
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Topic 1 - How to fill up petrol tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able to write your name in the snow using urine.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do f*ck
all to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
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Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group B*TCH about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
Answers: CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. SIGN-UP BELOW.
*Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only.
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Topic 1 - How to fill up petrol tanks within 2 hours.
Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Why do they have to have pictures of bunny rabbits on them?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - The modern socio-economic aesthetics of being able to write your name in the snow using urine.
Group discussion.
Topic 4 - Fundamental benefits of not changing your perfectly clean clothes several times a day.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and cutlery : Why dishwashers are the saviour of womenkind.
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - How to use a remote control and programme a VCR.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Physical fitness: How to throw a tennis ball properly.
Graphics and group exercises.
Topic 9 - Map reading 101.
Group workshop.
Topic 10 - Parallel parking ; The mystery revealed.
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: Why childbirth is really really icky!.
Online class and role-playing.
Topic 12 - How to walk into a shop and buy the first thing that you see.
Time and energy saving tips.
Topic 13 - How to limit phone calls to a short duration.
Group therapy.
Topic 14 - What are the point of flowers? They grow for free in the wild!
Case studies and video references.
Topic 15 - Cosmetic salesmen tactics - Jojoba Oil and Aloe Vera do f*ck
all to your hair, but do a lot to your wallet.
Topic 16 - (Advanced class) - "The Offside rule: revealed"
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Classes commence at 8pm, followed by a relaxed group B*TCH about your man to anyone who's interested.
The following forms of payment are accepted for the course; Boyfriend's cash, fiance's cheque, husband's credit card.
The course is cheaper than the average pair of Gucci shoes.
I love them....BIG STAR FOR YOU....
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Many men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground.
They are not as good, but they were easy to get without putting out much effort.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men, on the other hand, are like fine wine. They start out as grapes. It is up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with..
We should get the guys to sign up!!!
That is funny though..i like it !
good one
LOL and Good Morning :-)
To be fair, men will not benefit because (most) think they know it all...
Hey, we gotta have the ability to laugh at ourselves and acknowledge our own faults here....
Any thumbs down is an agreement that my statement is true and a guy found it offensive...A thumbs up means a woman found it to be both true and humorous.
hey hey!!! awesome especially the payment method lol I like the sound of that! not sure i'd spend it on the classes tho lolz
i loved number 3.,its all funny,i have aching cheeks!LOL
we could make some major cash of this idea!
tell the guys and they'd be happy to put their partners though it no matter the cost
Good one! Funny! 100!
Hi thanks Clo i'd sign up like a shot hugs
Haha! Awesome.
haha good morning beautiful, thanks for another gigglesnort
:::handing over hubby's credit card:::
Hope to see ya'll there!
hahahahaha.........funny!!
starred!!
Good one...
Good Morning Sweetie!
I needed a chuckle after the 3 VN's I have had this morning...
Thanks....
Peace.
lol, i guess im glad i grew up a tom boy with my dad and my brother, cuz i dont need these classes. ha! i love parallel parking, its my favorite, i learned in LA in like 2 seconds. i was proud.
hooray for tom boys!!!
Ha ha really cute Clo! A lot of useful information here and I have always wanted to see #3 perfected! I do have one quick question about this, will the instructors of these classes be male or female or to be fair some of each? If male instructors are needed I volunteer my services as I am a pro with much to offer in almost all categories listed here! Have a great day and please get back to me if I can be of service :)
The course should be mandatory for men, also, maybe we can include other topics?
"It's okay to ask directions without fear of losing your masculinity."
"Putting your clothes in the hamper is not a sign of weakness."
"The seat goes down."
"The "G" spot, no longer a mystery."
"Yes, as a matter-of-fact, your wife or girlfriend can and usually is right."
"The remote control is NOT an extension of your arm"
Thanks for the laughs! Enjoy your day!
haha!!sign me up babe!!when is the first meeting?:)
good morning Clo! i got a good laugh out of this one! where do i sign?! lol
Is there a class on how to wait until your husband has his OTHER foot in the door before you complain about something?
Wow ..... I think I might audit these classes .....just to pickup ....er ...er I mean .....become more sensitive to these issues ...yeah!!!
ROFLMAO hahahahaha a winner!
I am going to have to admit that I could benefit from Topic 7. As for the other things - I guess I have a more masculine view than feminine - I am low maintenance and lovin' it! LOL!
Good morning Clo!
Goodness, gracious ... I never realized there were so many things to learn still. I guess you could please sign me up then...
Jake, you are really something, aren′t you? All the thumbs up for you . Xxx ...
I like it....thank you!
that makes a lot of sense to me
Too funny....Topic 6 would definilty come in handy! oxo
May I add how to spend less time in front of the mirror and more time on the throne?...lol
LMAO!!!
*Why the hell did John M. chime in on this? He can't seem to resist women and everything about us!* lmao
Within a week, I will no longer have a man.
# 1) Can do that without a man!! HA
#2) I can have all the bunnies and cute little animals on my toliet paper as I want!! HA! HA!
#3) No desire to write my name in the snow. Find no beauty in that! HA HA HA
#4) Sign me up for that one! lmao
#5) Paper/plastic works great for me!! lol
#6) Sign me up for that one, too!! lol
#7) That's what the kids are for!! lol
#8) I can so throw a tennis ball better than any man I know! HA! HA! HA! HA!
#9) I never need a map! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
#10) I can squeeze my Jeep into any paking position without help! * I may have to crawl out of the back in order to get out and back in* lmao
#11) No exposure!!........No thoughts about the ickiness of childbirth, again!! lmfao
#12) I do that, anyway!! *Hates to shop*
#13) Need sooo much more than group therapy for that one!! Need the most expensive therapy for that!!! lmao
#14) Have received sooo many flowers in my life that I absolutely hate 'em, now!! lol *remembers the house looking like a funeral parlor at one time.....yucks!!*
#15) Change my hair color, style, etc. as often as I change underwear!! lol I like Jojoba, though!! lmao
#16) ???????????????????????????? lmfao
*Can't I just skip all the others and attend the B!tch Group, afterwards?* I so love to B!tch with my kind!! lmao
*OH!! Hell yeah!! His @ss will pay for everything and the follow-ups, needed!!! lmao
* Feeling a little nervous, now. Damn!!! Do I have too much testosterone? Where did MY freakin' estrogen go?? * LMAO
ETA: Agree with the other answerer, the G-Spot IS NOT A FREAKIN' MYSTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * If men paid attention to us, they would know EXACTLY where it is!!!! LMFAO
*But, hell., then they would just over use the knowledge and ruin it for us* lmao
*Why do men think if something makes us feel good once........we want it EVERYTIME????* Grrrrrrrr!!!!