What issss ur favorite jokeee?!
Question: How about we all share some jokes or riddles...any kinds...
Answers: How about we all share some jokes or riddles...any kinds...
Tooth Pulling
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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Grass Eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me. I kill you.
Ahh, Achmed. <3
y did the chicken cross the road?
cuz he felt like it
god, the world cant just accept that he just felt like it, he doesnt care if he goes 2 the other side, he just FELT LIKE IT!
what do you call a smart blonde?
a golden retriever
what do you call 6 blondes at the botton of a pool?
an air pocket
is that a bananna in your pants or are you just happy to see me.....
im rick james *****.....
if i get into a fight with a fat person i always say...
"im sorry i wasnt paying attention your double chin was distracting me".....or
"im sorry i cant understand you, your double chin is in the way"
im known to be a smart ***
A blonde walks into a barber shop eating a twinkie.
She sits in the chair and is waiting to have her hair trimmed.
The barber man says "You're going to get hair on your twinkie" The blonde giggles and says "Yeah,and Im gonna get b o o b i e s too"
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little BOOGIE in it. Ha!
Once there was a man who was alone in the ocean in his little boat. It crashed and sunk immediatley and he prayed to God, "Dear God, please help me get outta this." So as he continued to swim around a boat came around. "We're here to save you." They said, but the man shouted back, "No, I'm waiting for God to save me." So they left and another boat came around. "We're here to save you." they said, but once again the man shouted back, "No, I'm waiting for God to save me." So eventually the man drownded and went up to Heaven. While he was there he asked God, "God, why didn't you save me!?" God replies, "I sent you two boats idiot!" (you can say curse words in place for the "idiot" =])
-Anthony
Doctor: Ur Kidney s failed!
Santa; Doctor wat r u talking..... My my my kidney never went to school, then how can it fail.!!!
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Tell your pants it's not polite to point. XD lol.