Hey do you know any limericks?!


Question: Please tell me a funny limerick. I love them..... and I don't mind if it is a bit rude lol


Answers: Please tell me a funny limerick. I love them..... and I don't mind if it is a bit rude lol

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.

While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,

"If my ear were a c*nt, I could f*ck it."

There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates
But a fall on his cutlass
Has rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

This one is a bit crude. I made it up a long time ago
There once was a cat from watussy,
Who was extremely fussy.
He thought he was bad
When he was mad
But really he's just a big pu*sy.

(get it?!)

There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22


There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his @$$.

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates


hahaha... i feel SO mature for finding this hilarious. lol.

There was an old from crew
who down the in her loo
she let out a shout
as a big rat jumped out
and said what a strange lump of poo

There was a young footballer called Lime
Scored a goal for the very first time
Although he was glad
His team mates were mad
He'd forgot to change ends at half time

There was once was a zonked out stoner
who had trouble achieving a *****
he stroked for a bit
with an oven mitt
and now wonders why he's a loner

No.

I have always liked this one, which you are unlikely to find elsewhere:

There was a young fellow named James
Who delighted in practical games
He once lit the rim
Of his grandmother's quim
And laughed as she peed through the flames.



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