Golf and Funerals ..lol..:>)))?!


Question: Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''Why did you do that?''

The man replies, ''Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.''


Answers: Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''Why did you do that?''

The man replies, ''Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.''

LOVE IT LOL..............

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked,"Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went
out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck.The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded . . .
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

Now that was so wrong!!!

Old One....

The poor lady!

Tut, tut.

:(

that was funny he's wrong for doing that but it was funny


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When he says "We were married" it means his ex-wife and presuming she was not loyal to him he at least respected her by removing his hat.

hahahaha
thats awesome i'd love to tell that next time i go for a game...and jakes joke is funny to

hahaha



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