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Question: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!


Answers: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

>> But there are 13 months in the year aren't there? Duh....
13th month diary entry:
3rd degree Burns on feet.....instructions on spagetti packet said: Stand in boiling water for 15 - 20 minutes...

ciao!

Haha

Made me laugh

Yeah, funny... I reckon you're really blonde, I reckon that dark avitar is a case of "methinks she doth protest too much"

MAM
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING

I LOVE YOU MAM

Excellent!

That's funny lolz! I like the March one :)

funny stuffez

haha lol

just gotta ask...are you a blonde? the may and july ones were the best.

lol

lmao funni. i especially liked april, december and march funni.

Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!

You deserve a star!!!

Now, how did that make you feel? You just wasted about 10 minutes typing that just to prove a "joke". A joke that probably no one will ever repeat because its so long? Now THAT doesn't sound so smart.

haha! very good

OMG hahahaha!!!

That's seriously funny...:]

hahahaha...nice one



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