Good news bad news & Groaner?!
Question: A man finds himself in hospital after an accident
The doctor approaches his bed and says do you want the good news or the bad news first
patient says i'll have the bad news first
doctor
the bad news is we have had to amputate your legs
Patient
So whats the good news
Doctor
we manged to sell your slippers to the guy in the next bed
Answers: A man finds himself in hospital after an accident
The doctor approaches his bed and says do you want the good news or the bad news first
patient says i'll have the bad news first
doctor
the bad news is we have had to amputate your legs
Patient
So whats the good news
Doctor
we manged to sell your slippers to the guy in the next bed
Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,
lol
I hope he got good money for those slippers
Yikes! That was a real scream! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Hey...! This guy must have the same HMO I do...
Nice one..... and to finish off here's a redneck one -
Two Hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first Hillbilly says to the second,
'If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'
The second Hillbilly cocked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his temple and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I dunno about related, but it sure would make us even.'