Men are like .....?!


Question: For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5.. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
6. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
7. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like. Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Men are like. Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright
11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


Answers: For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5.. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
6. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
7. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like. Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
10. Men are like. Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright
11. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

I thought you were talking about my ex...then I realized you forgot one...

Men are like...Guns. Keep one around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it. Poor boy...looked so funny running through the hay field with that bullseye I painted on the back of his Hooters T Shirt.

However, in deference to that rare man out there (I like to believe he might exist)...

Men are like....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

I really like number 11, 10 is good too though. So I would say 11.

amen to all that

Spot on...lol...here have a star.

Just about says it all lol x :-)

very true

i am No11
but then i would get first prize for the rest too

I like number 9 and you can add to it:::::::::::::
and then you get a sick feeling in your stomach and the smell of them makes you want to vomit.........(just like the popcorn at the movies, you crave it and can't wait for it but you can only handle a little, because actually it's not real butter just a big bucket of lard that makes you sick)

OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! Those are Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Star for you!!!

Yeah i KNOW this is way true

here is a lil something for you!


A Women's Prayer
I pray for wisdom to understand a man,
Love to forgive him and,
Patience for his moods,
Because if i pray for strength, I'll just beat him to DEATH!

number 11

OOooh that's cruel! What happened to the 'equality' you ladies are always craving for? As lovely as most of you are whatever us fellas try to do to please is never good enough so is it any wonder you resort to Men are like..! I won't resort to return the insults as there's enough of that going on already on Yahoo Answers but I will finish by saying 'Learn to love as you would like to be'

THIS IS PATENT AND CLEAR ABUSE AS WELL AS GENDER BASHING AND IS NON COMPLIANT WITH YA'S TERMS OF SERVICE!
IT HAS BEEN REPORTED ON THE BASIS OF ABUSIVE SPEECH AS WELL AS DISRESPECT TO OTHER MEMBERS AMONG OTHER THINGS.

(As A Man, Once Again Waiting For Justice From YA After The Abusive Onslaught Of Women, I'm Still Holding My Breath......But That's Okay, It Just Gives Still More Of A Public Demonstration Of YA's Agenda And Sexism, Bias In Favor Of Special Interest Groups And Against Anyone Who Opposes Them. Also, How They Single Out Others For Selective MisTreatment. Those Whom They May Have Issues With. But Nothing Goes Unrecorded.)

If we are so useless,why, when two lesbians get together the first thing they do is go out and buy a vibrator?I bet that annoys the hell out you as well.

10 and 11 are the cutest ones. i have to agree...you get a star girl...

ha ha ha.

ha ha all probably very true ,,,but I try to be better,,,,lol

lol...very funny!!

Men are dyed in the wool "Skips!" Meaning; they seem to understand something...then they lose their awareness to it...then they again seem to see a glimmer of light...then all of a sudden they are again in the dark. And on and a on and on and on again - repetitious of this skipping behaviour.
My own older brother, he is seeing 5 different women at present. Rather baffled I asked him, Juanni, what do you tell these women...your behaviour is abominable...and he tells me : "I'm very careful to not mix them up, as far as meeting with them. I wouldn't want to lose one, because I'd have to get a replacement!"
So I said, "I'm a woman for heaven's sake...why are you confessing to me"...he tells me..."Because I don't really see you as a woman, you are my sister!!!"
Is this really the mystery, many women think exists about men???
I don't see it as a mystery, I see it as a warning ALARM!

Oh by the way, I'm not lesbian, just sick of Tomfoolery!
I'd rather be alone than confused while in a man's company.
It's just too time consuming!!!

Ouch, he must have hurt you bad when he dumped you.



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