Can you tell me a joke please?!
Question: I am depressed ATM.
Answers: I am depressed ATM.
Did u ever fart and burp and sneeze and cough at the same time? imagine it................lol
i was hoping you could tell me a joke. im depressed ATM too :[
You should be happy. Your full of money. Lol.
A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a tattoo reading: "keep off the grass."
After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said: "Sorry, h ad to mow the lawn."
This one time, I went to bandcamp...
Investment tips
for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace
Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW! < ------------ PICK OF THE DAY, NO DOUBT
And finally .
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang