Would You Still Have Married?!
Question: Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
Answers: Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!"
So true, and so little time. Awesome! lol.
This is gay.
Haha
Made me smile.
The last story was the only real funny part
its funny!...but mean to the girls!
Omg I loved this LOL If i could do it over again I WOULD NOT get married..too much stress when your single stress isn't as bad...
That's awesome. Loved it!! Nope sorry, never been married and your statements here have convinced me to stay single for a while. Thanks!!!
=)
as for your question...
i will still get married...
its everybody's own preceptions and expectations which make a marriage successful ... =) heck it is one reality of life accept it and face it ! =)
thats good!
i truly like it ...its a great piece of the true fundamental in marriages ....
so True and pure ...
if one is married here , they will definately agree with this ...its soooooooo real ...
Where did you get this ..i think you can get this and advice people to listen to it and see if we can find a good way working these stated issues to come to a way we all can enjoy marriage to the fullest ....
A Man and a woman are in this Together .
Thanks for sharing such a true and outlined statement of What Marriage looks like ... inside and out , before and after !
lol
this is soooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee every part of it
i loved it thouroughly
being a woman i know its true and i enjoy it
being the bossy one ruling one and yet the most desirable one ~lol~ life rocks~ ;)
I love it, I really like # 9 hehehehehehehehehheehheheheh
LOL, star.
ha ha ha funny and true
thanks for a laugh
Us blokes are not that bad, there is always one bad Apple,
I live in the nice orchard, just waiting for someone to get their "Teeth into me!!"
Thanks for that...but I'm still getting married next year.
Pheeewwwsssssss *sound of coffee spraying my pc* LOL
not bad!but not good!so so!!
anyone wants a husband...I am giving mines away for free.... great joke..thanks for the laugh...
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent Mechelle, I'm printing this one for my Lady.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!