Whats the best joke ever ?!
Question: That always make you smile and laugh no matter what ? Thanks all for answering :) ! xoxo !
Answers: That always make you smile and laugh no matter what ? Thanks all for answering :) ! xoxo !
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)
There's alot of good one's, that one made me laugh out loud when i read it, probably cuz i'm tired.
EVERY BLONDE JOKE IN HISTORY!
ummm yo mama nah datz gay but yuppp
ok lame but why do gorillas have such big nostrils...............................
because they have big fingers
What did George Washington say before the men got on the boats?
Men get on the boats!!
Why did the elephant wear green shoes?
He wanted to hide in the grass!
the fact that my friend got beat up by a mentally retarded person for acting like a metally retarded person.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
1- Why did the man die?
He forgot to breath
2- A stupied man wanted to kill a fish so he threw it in the water