Man has been doing the same job for 20
Answers: and decides he needs a change. So the next day he sees a sign asking for taxi drivers and gets the job. Driving around he's flagged down by a man who jumps in the back & wants to go on a 50 mile journey. His passenger immediately falls asleep so the guy just drives to the destination. About 20 mins later the passenger wakes up and realises they are going the wrong way. As he taps the cab driver on the shoulder, the cab driver screams and jumps out of the taxi. The passenger manages to stop the car, gets out and asks the cabbie what the hell he is doing. The taxi driver says, I'm so sorry, I did the same job for 20 years until yesterday and you scared the sh*t out of me. The passenger is puzzled, and asks him what he used to do. He swallows hard and still shaking says. "I used to drive a hearse."
Brilliant
A little bit sick, but funny.
nice
hilarious. How did you get that man lie person as your icon thing?
heard it but it is still a good one.... you get a star
that was goooooooooooooood
lmao...star.
lol very funny lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol 10/10 *star*
LMAO. star
very funny laughed out loud
lol i loved it :)
OMG! Talk about "flashbacks" from the past! LMAO! That was down right funny! Thanks for the laughter!
lol..excellent