The gold Bar....:>))))))?!


Question: This fellow comes home from a bar and is very drunk. His wife asks him where he was and he replies that he was at a bar that had Gold Carpet, Gold Curtains, Gold Shot Glasses and even a Gold Urinal. His wife told him to go to bed as he was drunk, and that no bar has a Gold Urinal, so he went to bed. She got to wondering where he was that night, so she called the 1st bar and asked bartender if they had Gold Carpet, which he replied "No!" So, she called the 2nd bar and asked if they had a Gold Carpet, and the bartender also said "No, they didn't." As a last resort, she called the last bar and asked the same question. The bartender answered back saying "Yes! We even have Gold Curtains and Gold Shot Glasses." His wife asked the bartender if she could ask him one more question. He said "Go for it." She asked him if they happened to have a Gold Urinal, then she could hear the bartender holler "Hey, Mac! Take the other line, I think we have a lead on that guy who pissed in the Saxophone."


Answers: This fellow comes home from a bar and is very drunk. His wife asks him where he was and he replies that he was at a bar that had Gold Carpet, Gold Curtains, Gold Shot Glasses and even a Gold Urinal. His wife told him to go to bed as he was drunk, and that no bar has a Gold Urinal, so he went to bed. She got to wondering where he was that night, so she called the 1st bar and asked bartender if they had Gold Carpet, which he replied "No!" So, she called the 2nd bar and asked if they had a Gold Carpet, and the bartender also said "No, they didn't." As a last resort, she called the last bar and asked the same question. The bartender answered back saying "Yes! We even have Gold Curtains and Gold Shot Glasses." His wife asked the bartender if she could ask him one more question. He said "Go for it." She asked him if they happened to have a Gold Urinal, then she could hear the bartender holler "Hey, Mac! Take the other line, I think we have a lead on that guy who pissed in the Saxophone."

lol that was music to my ears

Hahahaha

ha ha ha ha

what happen to the saxophone..it must have stink..

Golden wife

ha ha ha, that's funny,10/10



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