Little jhonny and the Heaven!!?!
Question: On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class Which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher praises the little girl
Then a little boy raises his hand and says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love. "Very good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, "Oh god, I'm coming!'"
Answers: On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class Which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher praises the little girl
Then a little boy raises his hand and says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love. "Very good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, "Oh god, I'm coming!'"
HAHAHA, goddamn dude, where do u get ur jokes from? you crack me up, guys, learn from snow kid a bit, he is willing to lose 5 points everytime just to make people like me and you laugh! i admire that . u deserve your star!
Warm Regards,
(still LMFAO! =])
-Ariobarzan
old .... old ....old ....
i laughed in my head
good thinking
oh, little johnny..
hahahahaha
li'l jhonny,,very funny
i laughed my feet up,,
^_^
Oh, That Johnny! LOL. LOL.
Naughty! Naughty ..... and Funny! LOL.
f 'ing funny!!