Can you finish this limerick cleanly? There's a prize for the winner.?!
Question: There was a young man called Fritz,
His wife.......................................
Answers: There was a young man called Fritz,
His wife.......................................
There was a young man called Fritz
His wife had a face full of zits,
when she asked "can you pop 'em?'
He said "that won't stop 'em
and started massaging her t*ts!
.....had really smelly pits.
There was a young man called fritz
his wife washed his football kits
they were always muddy
and often bloody
and the washing powder gave her zits!
........had a face full of zits.
:)
....had a face full of zits
The cream that she wore, spilt onto the floor
and they all ended up doing the splits.
Not bad after 6 pints and at this time of night.
There was a young man called Fritz,
His wife had a problem with nits,
whatever she's try
they just wouldn't die,
in the end, they ate her to bits
his wife made him do the splitz
his wife had to smell his pits
his wife suddenly admits....
his wife is the one he hits (thats a not so good one...)
=]
there once was a young man called Fritz
his wife liked to wear oven mits
one day she forgot
and grabbed a hot pot
second degree burns are the pits!!
...had 3 number 1 hits
She was such a a good act
But he sadly lacked
So now she is looking for Brits
His wife had to fit.
His wife could not sit.
His wife got a bad nit.
His wife got hit ..
There was a young man called Fritz
His wife was such a ditz
He said with shigrin
Marrying you was a sin
And now all we eat is Grits
There was a young man called Fritz
each morning he liked to eat grits
he ate so much
he soon lost touch
NOW! the grits just, pour out of his fitz
there was a young man named fritz
his wife was quite a big ditz
she was dumb as an ox
and thought she was sly as a fox
to top it all off she had zits
this is why i dont write poetry XD
There was a young man called Fritz,
His wife had some quite odd bits,
A thumb on her foot
a foot on her butt
so really there quite an odd fit
yeahh it isnt very good haha
There was a young man called Fritz
His wife had a dose of the sh1ts
It wasn`t so funny,
But terribly runny
and she declared " My a*se is in bits !". ..
edit:
impossible to do a clean one, given the rhyme ha ha
there was a young man called fritz, his wife was a greedy fat bi**h,she ate everything in sight, and squashed fritz one night, and then she chewed him to bits