Police officer was sitting outside a bar?!


Question: at closing time watching for someone who was the most intoxicated to pull over and give a DUI. He observed a man come out of the bar and try his key in 3 different vehicles before finding his. The drunk guy sat in his car and waited until everyone else had left and then pulled out of the parking lot.
The officer pulled him over a block from the bar, walked up to the car and asked the man if he had been drinking..the man said "no, I'm the designated decoy!"


Answers: at closing time watching for someone who was the most intoxicated to pull over and give a DUI. He observed a man come out of the bar and try his key in 3 different vehicles before finding his. The drunk guy sat in his car and waited until everyone else had left and then pulled out of the parking lot.
The officer pulled him over a block from the bar, walked up to the car and asked the man if he had been drinking..the man said "no, I'm the designated decoy!"

Ha ha ha, that's pretty clever!

That's "jazz"....

Aaron.

Haha...those are some smart drunks.

Hehehe! That's funny!

Obviously, the man had been drinking so much, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Designated decoy? WTF is that? LOL

wow thats a good idea

LOL!! (okay, I had to read it four times before I got it).



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