Can you please make me smile some how?!
Question: my grampa went to Argentina and i miss him can you tell me a joke or a riddle please :{
Answers: my grampa went to Argentina and i miss him can you tell me a joke or a riddle please :{
You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! you make me happy, when skies are grey - You'll never know dear, how much I like you! Please don't take my sunshine away! :)
okay......... why does the turkey cross the road? becuz he wants to get away from the hungry eaters, of course!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he was not a chicken.
OK...here goes...
The dump truck was going by my house. I ran out and asked "Am I too late for the trash?" and the garbageman replied, "No, jump in!"
And I'm like lightning with a hammer...I never strike twice in the same place!
Cheese!
No? Ok, how about: Apples!
Still no? Aww, well. I tried.
Read a good book, like "The yellow stream" by, I pee daily.
hows this read it and enjoy!
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
smile and the whole world smiles with you, frown and you frown alone
don't frown you'll never know if that smile of yours makes someone else's world go 'round.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Cause He was running from El Poyo Loco
Why Did the Chicken Cross the road?
Cause SHe was running from KFC