Three little pigs.?!


Question: Once upon a time there lived three little pigs. they were all in their mid-thirties, had no life and lived with their mother.
One day, their mother kicked them out because she suspected they were conspiring to steal her cookie jar. so now the little pigs were on their own and had to build their own houses.
The first little pig made his house out of straw. the straw was too dry and caught fire, incinerating him instantly.
The second little pig made his house out of mud. the mud was too wet and fell in on itself with him inside, drowning him instantly.
The third little pig made his house out of bricks. now this pig was not an overweight idiot like his brothers - he was an obiese idiot. he forgot to stick the bricks together and they collapsed on top of him, killing him instantly.
When the three little pigs' mother found out, grief killed her instantly.
The end. =D


Answers: Once upon a time there lived three little pigs. they were all in their mid-thirties, had no life and lived with their mother.
One day, their mother kicked them out because she suspected they were conspiring to steal her cookie jar. so now the little pigs were on their own and had to build their own houses.
The first little pig made his house out of straw. the straw was too dry and caught fire, incinerating him instantly.
The second little pig made his house out of mud. the mud was too wet and fell in on itself with him inside, drowning him instantly.
The third little pig made his house out of bricks. now this pig was not an overweight idiot like his brothers - he was an obiese idiot. he forgot to stick the bricks together and they collapsed on top of him, killing him instantly.
When the three little pigs' mother found out, grief killed her instantly.
The end. =D

hey people, if you are going to complain, don't read it! its not like your being forced to! stop being mean and go do something with your lives if you say this is a waste. well let me tell you something, whats pathetic, is that you read something that you think is a waste, then why read it? ah, don't have lives do you? now thats a waste. i think your little story was kind of cute.....and violent for the pigs.....i'm scared. lol. I didn't know they had a mom either. lol! :) it was cute in a twisted way. star for you. you other people are cruel. i bet you peoples moms don't love you either. lol. thanks for the giggle! can i contact you? or do you mind?

mmkay

Not funny

LOL INSTANT BACON!!!!!

where the wolf go?

The moral of the story is?

pig #1...mmm bacon!

WOW...so violent

thats the dumbest thing I've heard. seriously. not kidding. DUMBEST
That was neither a question nor funny. What was the purpose of that?

I think you owe us all an apology for wasting 30 seconds of our lives reading that dumb-*** "joke".

is that a joke?!!

isnt there a big bad wolf who huffs and puffs in the story?

it was retarded to the point where i laughed lol. violent. :)

lol are your 13.5 or 14 now? sorry had to ask

not really that funny6/....

it's different



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