Joke, do you like this?!
Question: A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God. replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
Answers: A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God. replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
hahaha.
yeah, thats funnyy :D
maybe...
lol
Well, I didn't see the end coming, and I laughed when I read it, so I'd say yes, I liked it. Did you make it up?
lol funny
its okay i guess
hahaha
lol
ha ha ha ha ha ....pretty funny
hahah yeah thats really good but its a little corny
ha ha ha, funny, here is a star for you.
not really
i'm ambivalent toward it.
lmao
ok
haha yea that was funny
It's one of my favs but I have heard it before.....keep on trying!!!
Cute.
get rid of the "Bloody" recognize, just recognize. not that funny though.
hahahahaha thats very funny =)
Yup, that's a good one!!! Thanks!
OMG that is lol!!! Love it!!
that was funny. lol
Doesn't really make sense, god is supposed to be all knowing.
Freakin hilarious!!!!!
Still laughing!!
lol funny
No, it's bloody simple and really reaching.
lol. yes i love it.
That joke was so bad it hurt my soul.
ehhh, too predictable...
hahahaha.