Hilarious joke, dear ben?!


Question: ive been a good wife for 7 years but it seems my efforts are ignored when ur boss called & said u quit ur job today that was the last straw last week i had got a haircut & a new nightie & cooked your favorite dinner but u didnt notice & fell asleep either youre cheating or u dont care whatever the reason im leaving dont bother looking for me im moving to west georgia with ur brother love ur ex-wife dear ex-wife i couldnt be happier when i received ur letter today yes weve been married for 7 years a good wife is a far cry of what u were when i noticed your haircut i thought u looked like a man & i was raised not to say nothing if u cant say something nice u left the price tag on ur nightie & i prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had borrowed $50 from me that mornin u must've confused me w/ my brothe cuz i stopped eating pork 7yrs ago 2day i won the $10 million lottery & quit my job & thanks to ur letter u aint getting a dime my brother carl was carla love rich as hell & free


Answers: ive been a good wife for 7 years but it seems my efforts are ignored when ur boss called & said u quit ur job today that was the last straw last week i had got a haircut & a new nightie & cooked your favorite dinner but u didnt notice & fell asleep either youre cheating or u dont care whatever the reason im leaving dont bother looking for me im moving to west georgia with ur brother love ur ex-wife dear ex-wife i couldnt be happier when i received ur letter today yes weve been married for 7 years a good wife is a far cry of what u were when i noticed your haircut i thought u looked like a man & i was raised not to say nothing if u cant say something nice u left the price tag on ur nightie & i prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had borrowed $50 from me that mornin u must've confused me w/ my brothe cuz i stopped eating pork 7yrs ago 2day i won the $10 million lottery & quit my job & thanks to ur letter u aint getting a dime my brother carl was carla love rich as hell & free

Sorry, this joke has been posted multiple times in the last month. All you did was change it from the "victim" being the woman, to a man.

And you screwed it all up in the process...

For example, the first letter mentions "I cooked your favorite dinner", but does not say what the dinner was, the second letter specifically states that he stopped eating pork 7 years ago...

Nice try, next time you crib someone elses work, at least have the decency to give them credit for it...

yeah uh-huh! i don't get it!

I don't get it. Explain much? Thanks!

hahaha



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