I am thirsty again funny or not?!
Question: A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk,
"Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
Answers: A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk,
"Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
thats mean. lmmfao!!
not,sorry but its true.
LOL 3 stars
I think the wife got the better end of the deal...
:o)
ha ha thats so horrible its funny
dont get it
Funny
Not the funniest joke I've heard, but hey! I'd give you three stars.
o wow,lol
Lay off of that stuff !
a 5.5 out of ten.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
Cheers.!!
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh here have a star.xxx
lolz where do you get them from!