Does this old lady have a problem with Scotch and water?!
Question: A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
> As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
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> The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me"
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> As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,> "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
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> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.">
> "Coming up," says the bartender.
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> As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,> "I would like to buy you one, too."
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> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of
> water."
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> "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
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> The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
>
Answers: A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
> As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.."
>
> The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me"
>
> As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,> "I would like to buy you a drink, too."
>
> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.">
> "Coming up," says the bartender.
>
> As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,> "I would like to buy you one, too."
>
> The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of
> water."
>
> "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"
>
> The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."
>
i think ime in love.......my kind of woman......seamanab x
lol eeeeewww :-D
lol, nicely played kitty...
HAHAHAHA!!
i thought the joke was cute.
she does like her scotch&water.
i didn't think it was really funny but i mean it was ok i guess
hahahahahahahhaah lol
funny I borrowed this very funny thanks
You're on a roll today Kitty. I'm sure there is a bit of truth in that joke for many who do have a "water" problem.!.
Very good Kitty, and with an element of truth too.
That is funny Kitty! It's true too!
Good one!
lol.
good one....love ur sense of humor thanks!