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Question: Two cows standing in a field, one says 'moooo' the other says 'damn, i was just gonna say that'

Two cows standing in a field one says 'have u heard about that mad cow disease going around?' The other replies 'Yeah, makes u glad were chickens doesn't it!'

Bill & Ben are in the middle of a $ex act when Bill says 'Flobba dooba bob' Bill replies... 'At least swallow it before u try and talk'

Bill & Ben in the bath... Bill farted and Ben says... 'quarter to nine bill'

Two chimpanzee's in the bath, 1 says 'ohhh ahhh ohh eee' The other replies 'Put some cold in then!'

My cousin came round today with her new born baby, she needed the toilet so asked me to wind him, i thought that was abit cruel so i just gave him a dead leg!!!

P.S... Dont take offence at the last one, it would never happen i just think its a funny joke :)


Answers: Two cows standing in a field, one says 'moooo' the other says 'damn, i was just gonna say that'

Two cows standing in a field one says 'have u heard about that mad cow disease going around?' The other replies 'Yeah, makes u glad were chickens doesn't it!'

Bill & Ben are in the middle of a $ex act when Bill says 'Flobba dooba bob' Bill replies... 'At least swallow it before u try and talk'

Bill & Ben in the bath... Bill farted and Ben says... 'quarter to nine bill'

Two chimpanzee's in the bath, 1 says 'ohhh ahhh ohh eee' The other replies 'Put some cold in then!'

My cousin came round today with her new born baby, she needed the toilet so asked me to wind him, i thought that was abit cruel so i just gave him a dead leg!!!

P.S... Dont take offence at the last one, it would never happen i just think its a funny joke :)

it's damn cool, i love it, it's so nice!!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
" Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment..."

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She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds.

"Who was it?" he asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"I better get going," he said. "Where was he?"
"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."

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lol

Made me smile. :-)

I don't think I understood any of the Ben and Bill jokes, though.

*lol*

this is the jokes section, ain't it?
one should take nothing in here serious...

Hahahaha queue random spontanious laugh!

I really thought it was funny.

Good joke.



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