A priest and a rabbi get into a car accident.....and its a bad one, both of the !


Question: no one was hurt. after they both crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priests collar and says " so youre a priest!, i am a rabbi! just look at both our cars! theres nothing left and we are both unhurt, this must be a sign from God! God must have meant for you and i to meet and be friends and live together in peace and harmony the rest of our days." the priest replies " i agree with you completely, this is surely a sign from God." the rabbi conitnues, "and look at this, here is another miracle. my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of kosher wine did not break! surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." then the rabbi hands the bottle of wine to the priest and the priest agrees and takes 7 or 8 big swigs of the wine and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. the rabbi puts the cap back on and gives the bottle back to the priest. the priest asks " arent you going to have some wine?" the rabbi says, " no i'll wait for the police"


Answers: no one was hurt. after they both crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priests collar and says " so youre a priest!, i am a rabbi! just look at both our cars! theres nothing left and we are both unhurt, this must be a sign from God! God must have meant for you and i to meet and be friends and live together in peace and harmony the rest of our days." the priest replies " i agree with you completely, this is surely a sign from God." the rabbi conitnues, "and look at this, here is another miracle. my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of kosher wine did not break! surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." then the rabbi hands the bottle of wine to the priest and the priest agrees and takes 7 or 8 big swigs of the wine and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. the rabbi puts the cap back on and gives the bottle back to the priest. the priest asks " arent you going to have some wine?" the rabbi says, " no i'll wait for the police"

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats good
had to read twice though

Funny !!

that was good lol

haha...lol

driving under influence...XD

HEARD IT BEFORE!!!!!!

haha! =D

Funny sounds like someone wants to get the police on their side.

Haha, thats amazing.

>> Hehee! Now that's funny.
Ciao!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

i thinks its more likely forr the priest to be the backstabber...jews are more peaceful...remember who led the inquisition...(and on WHO...)

Funny joke.



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