Lawyer observations?!


Question: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Changing lawyers is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic

Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.


Answers: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Changing lawyers is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic

Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.

A GOOD lawyer !?!?!

= a dead one....

Very funny.
Have a star, please.
For free -- no charge... honest.

Aaron.

why you hate em?

Good One - Funny have a Star

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

Very good

Great one thanks

good 1

Hi a star also.Have a nice day



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