Lawyer observations?!
Question: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Changing lawyers is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
Answers: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Changing lawyers is like changing deck chairs on the Titanic
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
A prison guard is shaving your head.
A GOOD lawyer !?!?!
= a dead one....
Very funny.
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Aaron.
why you hate em?
Good One - Funny have a Star
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Hi a star also.Have a nice day