Yo momma jokes?!
Question: Can you share some Yo momma jokes....plz.......pretty plz......
Answers: Can you share some Yo momma jokes....plz.......pretty plz......
Your mum's so fat, that when she goes into the ocean all of the whales come up to her and say 'We are family, but you're still bigger than me'
Your mum's so thin, she can do the hula with a cheerio.
Your mum's so thin, she has to stand twice in the same place to cast a shadow.
Your mum's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mum's so stupid, she yelled into an envelope and thought she was sending voice mail.
Your mum's so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Your mum's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
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When yo mama stands on a scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama put a paper on the tv and she thought she was watching paperback.
Yo mamma so fat it took over 2 hours to download a picture of her over my broadband internet connection
yo momma should have told you some
1.yo mama is so fat....she cant even go skinny dipping
Yo Mama
* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* she tripped over a cordless phone.
* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
* she thought General Motors was in the Army.
* she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
* she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
* under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
* she tried to drown a fish.
* when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
* she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
* they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
* at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
* she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
* she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
* she sold the car for gas money.
* when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
* she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
* she studied for a blood test-and failed.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like s**t.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so poor, she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor.
Yo mama so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
Yo mama so poor, she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.