Atheist Joke?!


Question: Ok so I'm watching Dane Cook and he just told this joke about a meeting with an Atheist, and I thought it was hilarious. Normally Dane Cook doesn't impress me all that much but this was a good one.

Apparently he got sneezed on by an Atheist and he said "God Bless You. Well the Atheist said "I'm an Atheist." So Cook asked him what would happen to him after he died. The Atheist replied, "I will become one with the universe and become a fertilizer for this earth and come back as a beautiful tree!" So Cook thought it over and said it would be hilarious if that actually happened and he was chopped down, drug out of the woods through the mud with a chain, chopped up, made into paper, and print the Bible on him! HA!

Isn't that hilarious?

I found the clip on You Tube, check it out. Obviously, it's funnier comming from the horse's mouth.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wts-dntnyh4


Answers: Ok so I'm watching Dane Cook and he just told this joke about a meeting with an Atheist, and I thought it was hilarious. Normally Dane Cook doesn't impress me all that much but this was a good one.

Apparently he got sneezed on by an Atheist and he said "God Bless You. Well the Atheist said "I'm an Atheist." So Cook asked him what would happen to him after he died. The Atheist replied, "I will become one with the universe and become a fertilizer for this earth and come back as a beautiful tree!" So Cook thought it over and said it would be hilarious if that actually happened and he was chopped down, drug out of the woods through the mud with a chain, chopped up, made into paper, and print the Bible on him! HA!

Isn't that hilarious?

I found the clip on You Tube, check it out. Obviously, it's funnier comming from the horse's mouth.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wts-dntnyh4

I love that joke. It's hilarious. My friend tells it better than Dane Cook, though.

I know I own that DVD I love him!
How can you normally not like him, he is soooo funny....ya but that is a good one

lol

ok

i didn't laugh

T'wernt that funny......

>> Who's Dane Cook?

the joke is funnier in real life.. saw him in Dallas, TX in December. OH YEAH.. thats right.



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