Here"s my first joke on here.should i pack in now???!
Question: a man goes to see a wizzard,and say"s can you lift a curse that was put on me year"s ago!.maybe say"s the wizzard if you can remmember the exact word"s of the curse.the man replies without hesitation,
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE"
i"ll keep me day job shall i?? ah ah..
Answers: a man goes to see a wizzard,and say"s can you lift a curse that was put on me year"s ago!.maybe say"s the wizzard if you can remmember the exact word"s of the curse.the man replies without hesitation,
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE"
i"ll keep me day job shall i?? ah ah..
LOL Not bad but not good so so. Star for effort
ha ha ha works the same with reversed roles though - surprise us come up with some more
liked it
Ahahahah very funny :-)
that"s ok that,no problems with that,keep them coming!!
ha ha oh dear. I dont think we'll be seeing you on the comedy circuit any time soon ; )
good start
Keep going trevor. LOL. Ya guys'n'gals will soon let you know if you need to stop.
Have a star-type vote thing.
awesome loved it keep on coming
haha nice try honey xxx
lol nice one
clean and funny,nice one!!*
i guess.
No don't pack it in it was good
Yes very funny we look forward to many more,,,,
haha nice 1 lol
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU FUNNY"!!
You got it first time,pack in now.
lol good start keep trying.
OK! DUDE,THAT" OK!
That's pretty good, but if that's the best you can come up with, then your not that good.
what is your day job then? a comedian!!i find you funny!
I think you knew it was funny! Stop trying to get sympathy from us. lol. Only kidding, it was hilerious
that is so hilarious!!!
ha ha ha (ps that was fake laughter)
its a cracker
Ha ha, I had a similar curse on me once upon a time....
HA HA HA i really liked that! LOL!
Hmm........... I don't think you'll ever be a successful comedian.
One 'z' in wizard and only two 'ms' in remember.
hahahaha good one, star for you.