ewwwwwwwwwwwww lol
haha lmaof i gotta try that
Are you serious.......that was a lame joke.lol
lol
ROFL!!! xD
Have a star! *
i did not say that
lol! star!! heres u a joke ;p
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Hahahaha Dodie. 10/10
hehehe, love it, pmsl
Lol Honey here have a star.xxxx
made me laugh i like stupid jokes,,
N_____ice
Short but sweet.
Ok, not so sweet (with the skids and all) but its pretty funny.
Nasy things ha ha ,,,
hahahaha good one, star for you.
LMAO!! That's hilarious! *star*
thats some funny stuff!heres one,
At his request, each morning 3-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind, the towel became a magic blue and red cape. And he became Superman.
Outfitted each day in his "cape," Ray's days were packed with adventure and daring escapades. He was Superman.
This fact was clearly pointed out last fall when his mother enrolled him in kindergarten class. During the course of the interview, the teacher asked Ray his name.
"Superman," he answered politely and without hesitation.
The teacher smiled, cast an appreciative glance at his mother, and asked again, "Your real name, please."
Again, Ray answered, "Superman."
Realizing the situation demanded more authority, or maybe to hide amusement, the teacher closed her eyes for a moment, then in a stern voice said, "I will have to have your real name for my records." Sensing he'd have to play straight with the teacher, Ray slid his eyes around the room, hunched closer to her, and answered in a voice hushed with conspiracy, "Clark Kent.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!!
LMSUIAO Thats some vision of a supersonic skidmark. LOL