Poppy is learning to tell jokes.?!


Question: Ruby picked me up from work the other day. Poppy hollers from the back seat: "Daddy! If Martians come from Mars, and Saturnians come from Saturn, who comes from Pluto?"

"Gee, sweetie, I don't know?" I said, absently thinking: Plutonians?

"Mosquitos!" She shouts.

Now I'm confused.

"No, flies!"

Really confused.

"Fleas." Says Ruby.

"Fleas!" Shouts Poppy. "And, I mean Pluto the dog, not Pluto the planet."

Ah. I might have missed that connection.

So we've been hearing jokes from the books her Grandmother bought for Christmas.

Here's my favorite:

"Knock, Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Gorilla."

"Gorilla who?"

"Gorilla me a cheesburger, I'm hungry."

I feel like a nidiot because that joke makes me laugh. Maybe it's just her delivery.


Answers: Ruby picked me up from work the other day. Poppy hollers from the back seat: "Daddy! If Martians come from Mars, and Saturnians come from Saturn, who comes from Pluto?"

"Gee, sweetie, I don't know?" I said, absently thinking: Plutonians?

"Mosquitos!" She shouts.

Now I'm confused.

"No, flies!"

Really confused.

"Fleas." Says Ruby.

"Fleas!" Shouts Poppy. "And, I mean Pluto the dog, not Pluto the planet."

Ah. I might have missed that connection.

So we've been hearing jokes from the books her Grandmother bought for Christmas.

Here's my favorite:

"Knock, Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Gorilla."

"Gorilla who?"

"Gorilla me a cheesburger, I'm hungry."

I feel like a nidiot because that joke makes me laugh. Maybe it's just her delivery.

funny babe!!

you still thinking about leaving here? im still trying to decide. its hard to go from level 6 to starting over!

lol

sad sad sad u find tat funny and crap joke

lol

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh

LOL! i love it when kiddies tell jokes! they're always so much funnier than adult jokes! LOL!

Hi Chris,
Hahahahahahahahahaha... How cute i loved it. Say Hi to Poppy for me My Friend.. Lol..
A Friend,
poppy1

Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!



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