This joke deserves a gold medal!!?!
Question: A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Highway. Nothing
is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush, Saddam Hussein , Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe too. They're asking for a R310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them
with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, : "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
Answers: A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Highway. Nothing
is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush, Saddam Hussein , Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe too. They're asking for a R310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them
with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, : "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
one day u might get a gold medal but not any time soon good joke. thanks for cheering me up with it
yes...you will get it one day
Hahaha very good
lol great
ha ha ha ha ha ha very good cant give you a medal but have a star
One day!!!
lmao thats a gd 1.
yes it does
hahahahaha!!! totally awesome...have a star.
Here you go, your Gold medal, like it keep them coming,
one leader or dictator per country.
Hahahahaha!!! Love it, love it!!! Have a star! ^_^
so bad! haha though..
nice i like it
that is a good one
lmao - good one
good stuff...i'll donate a lighter
hahahahaha
VERY GOOD!!!!
I would gladly give my whole petrol tank and more to see that.
Good one well done
Great !
ha ha ha ha ha
Oh yes! How awesome would that be!
And on that day, the sun will shine and we'll all roast marshmallows on the bonfire lolz
lol
Love it. Personally I would donate a gallon...ha ha ha
HAHAHAHAHA lmao! i give will give 2 litres :)
excellent
that is excellent
star award
lol good one!!
Funny well done
that's a pretty terrible joke dude.