Funny? star it if you think it is funny. LOL.?!
Question: Subject: funny one ok ;-]]
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
GOTCHA!!
Answers: Subject: funny one ok ;-]]
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
GOTCHA!!
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> A lot of folks can't understand how we came
> to have an oil shortage here in our country.
> ---
> Well, there's a
> very simple answer.
> ---
> Nobody bothered to
> check the oil.
> ---
> We just didn't know we were getting low.
> ---
> The reason for that is purely geographical.
> ---
> Our OIL is located in
> ---
> ALASKA
> ---
> California
> ---
> Coastal Florida
> ---
> Coastal Louisiana
> ---
> Kansas
> ---
> Oklahoma
> ---
> Pennsylvania
> and
> Texas
> ---
> Our
> DIPSTICKS
> are located in
> Washington , DC !!!
ROFL
Thanks for the laugh
:o)
hahahah i get it..kinda weird though :P
LOOOOL
haha... shocking.
OH MY GOD you got me oh god i have been fooled good one by the way
heard it before but still funny, lol
heard it 12341 times but still funny
xD