Here's something funny to keep you all wide awake?!
Question: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under
your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up & asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt & said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Answers: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under
your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up & asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt & said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Lol, funny!!
Yes . . .
lmao
nice man :)
I got one too, i randomly recieved it in a text message.
I heard you got robbed last night, the robber gave you two choices: to give up your phone or to suck his penis. I see you still got your phone
ha ha
LMAO good one!
brilliant heres a star
lol!! excatly
good one.
teehee that was funny =]
lol
thats a good one!
That was very funny lol ,here have a star :)
thanks a lot you put my smile back on.
hehehehe!!! None of them should have gone at all!
nice
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thats damn good, i will difinately giv u a star!!
i loved this one
great
old, but still funny!
HAHAHA that was funny. I'm throwing a star your way.
he he he eh heheheheheheheheheheh just gr8
That was hilarious! Have a star!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice!
And oh!...welcome back! =)