Great dirty joke?!
Question: husband and wife have been arguing for weeks, and the husband is getting no sex from his wife, night after night he begs her for sex but she never gives in----he goes to work in this office surrounded by gorgeous women, he approches a hot looking woman in a leather jacket and asks her on a date, she replys im afraid not im just not available, he says my wife has stopped having sex with me, and my house is always free during the day, again she says no, that night the wife still refuses him, next day he asks the women please come to my house, its just round the corner im so horny i need you, the women says NO, i don't fancy you, the man defeated goes home with his tale between his legs, he asks his wife your looking better everyday whats happened to you, oh nothing she replys. On the final day, he gives it one last shot with the office lovely. my wifes away plaese come by the house---she replys, I TOLD YOU NO, IM A LESBAIN AND IVE ALREADY BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE.
Answers: husband and wife have been arguing for weeks, and the husband is getting no sex from his wife, night after night he begs her for sex but she never gives in----he goes to work in this office surrounded by gorgeous women, he approches a hot looking woman in a leather jacket and asks her on a date, she replys im afraid not im just not available, he says my wife has stopped having sex with me, and my house is always free during the day, again she says no, that night the wife still refuses him, next day he asks the women please come to my house, its just round the corner im so horny i need you, the women says NO, i don't fancy you, the man defeated goes home with his tale between his legs, he asks his wife your looking better everyday whats happened to you, oh nothing she replys. On the final day, he gives it one last shot with the office lovely. my wifes away plaese come by the house---she replys, I TOLD YOU NO, IM A LESBAIN AND IVE ALREADY BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE.
I have read some jokes today and that has to be the funniest. Well done, it was a cracker. It made me laugh anyway.
funny
ha ha
lmao! took me a while but i got it lol
Did you just make that joke up?
He he he that's funny =)
Wow, that really sucks for the husband......
It's kinda dirty but not really funny
**** what bob said, that was funny because in the past i was the wife.
LOL LOL
Funny! 100!
lol.lol
Wait... I don't really get it...
so the office lady is having sex with his wife???
confused...
LOL Predictable but still star worthy
hehehehe!!! very funny lol.
lol thats a gud one!
hahahahahaha
VERY GOOD
Haha.......
silly.
lol! 10/10
star 4 u