Im kinda depressed and could use a good joke?!
Question: give me a funn as. joke
Answers: give me a funn as. joke
why was the broom late?
cause it overswept!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
One day The Avila Family were minding their own business.. the parents were getting ready for a family dinner.. so they get the food ready on the table while Eric avila was outside... so He comes in late and the family is already eating.. so He goes and Get's ready for the dinner party....
Lil Tim Avila (the youngest) goes outside to go play with the youngsters... Eric went found a cologne bottle in the kitchen..
He Sprays It... "Smells odd"
So an minutes later Little Tim comes in the door minding His Own Business...
"Tim" eric said: "What kind of cologne is this... it itches...."
Tim says "Oh that's not cologne"....
Eric Says "What is it?"
Tim Says "well you see...Mom and dad told me to make the salad and the sandwiches since they were easy for me to make while they went to the market to buy the turkey..
So while i was making the sandwiches and salad, I was in a hurry cause i had to go pee badly so i couldn't finish... and i found a empty bottle and peed in their...so i put it away.... in the cabinet so i can finish making the sandwiches and salads for the dinner...
so later then wen to the dinner table..to take some food outside to their friends...
"mmmmmm i love apple juice so much".... Eric Says:
"mm where did you get that?" Tim Says:
"i found it hidden inside the refrigerator" Eric Says:
"Uh oh..."Tim Says
"What?" eric Says
"That's Not Apple Juice" <.< Tim Says:
":O What is it?" :O Eric Says:
"Well i asked my Friend Mark to Come and Help Me finish and He too hAdd to pee badly...
so.. i found a bottle....and He peed in their.. so i hid it deep in the refrigerator so mom and dad won't find it........." Tim expalined.
"YOU.. You... what!!!! wow your in big trouble.. you see.. cause i poured in aunt patty's cup"