A Jamaican man?!


Question: A Jamaican man wants a job,but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test."Here is your first question," the foreman said."Without using numbers,represent the number 9.""Without numbers?"The Jamaican says,"Dat is easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?"the boss asks."Ave you got no brain?"Tree and tree and tree make nine,"says the Jamaican."Fair enough,"says the boss."Here's your second question.Use the same rules,but this time the number is 99."The Jamaican stares into space for a while,then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree."Ere you go."The boss scratches his head and says,"How on earth do you get that to represent 99?""Each of da trees is dirty now.So, it's dirty tree,and dirty tree,and dirty tree. Dat is 99."The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Jamaican,so he says,"All right,last question.Same rules again, but represent the number 100.


Answers: A Jamaican man wants a job,but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test."Here is your first question," the foreman said."Without using numbers,represent the number 9.""Without numbers?"The Jamaican says,"Dat is easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?"the boss asks."Ave you got no brain?"Tree and tree and tree make nine,"says the Jamaican."Fair enough,"says the boss."Here's your second question.Use the same rules,but this time the number is 99."The Jamaican stares into space for a while,then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree."Ere you go."The boss scratches his head and says,"How on earth do you get that to represent 99?""Each of da trees is dirty now.So, it's dirty tree,and dirty tree,and dirty tree. Dat is 99."The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Jamaican,so he says,"All right,last question.Same rules again, but represent the number 100.

mon , them Jamaicans sure clever!

Very funny

lol, very good. But this is racist, you havnt mentioned the jamacan was high

hmmmm very interesting

I just don't believe it...

that's how you get a job *gg*

That was an Irish joke originally.
Three is pronounces 'tree' in Ireland!

thats good!

Ho Ho very clever

lol! 10/10

lol.lol

hahahahaha! superb!!

Quite funny but not as funny as imagining a Jamaican actually looking for a job in the first place. The joke should have revolved around him arguing about his benefit payments.



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