Last one folks but i will be back a few quickies to finish with?!
Question: Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: What's the difference between a **** and a *****?
A: A **** goes to bed with everyone and a ***** goes to bed with everyone but you.
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Answers: Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: What's the difference between a **** and a *****?
A: A **** goes to bed with everyone and a ***** goes to bed with everyone but you.
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
OMG If I wasn't in work I'd be in hysterics right now! I'm trying to hold it in, but it's gonna burst out soon!!
LMAO!!!
funny funny funny funny
very funny.
Wow - you spent all that time typing and not even one decent joke.
Plus how would changing a man's blood-type help? It's DNA tests they use to identify paternity.
Not that good; sorry.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
They are funny, I reluctantly admit.
not bad!but not good!so so!!
LOL! 10/10
You are soo bad!!!
LOL!!!
:)
Great humour, lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate, liked the last one best, lol.!!
Just ok .buddy...u know it depends on the mood ...LOL
great as always....you always make me laugh!!
Hi Chris,
Lol... Very nice my friend..
A Friend,
poppy1