My Joke of the day!?!
Question: A man is about to walk into a bar. Just as hes about to walk through the door he slips in some dog *hit in the entrance and lands flat on his ****, caking himself in dogs mess, all over his trousers and the back of his shirt. Not best pleased he heads straight for the toilets and cleans himself up. Back in the bar he orders a pint and sets himself down on a stool at the bar.
Soon a mean looking, large framed biker fills the entrance doorway but as hes about to enter, he also slips in the pile of shite.
Trying to make conversation the first chap looks down at him on the floor and says; "I just did that!"
So the biker gets up and smacks him on the nose!
Answers: A man is about to walk into a bar. Just as hes about to walk through the door he slips in some dog *hit in the entrance and lands flat on his ****, caking himself in dogs mess, all over his trousers and the back of his shirt. Not best pleased he heads straight for the toilets and cleans himself up. Back in the bar he orders a pint and sets himself down on a stool at the bar.
Soon a mean looking, large framed biker fills the entrance doorway but as hes about to enter, he also slips in the pile of shite.
Trying to make conversation the first chap looks down at him on the floor and says; "I just did that!"
So the biker gets up and smacks him on the nose!
Ok not bad a little chuckle! :)
I thought that was a good joke lol Report It
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