Funny Riddle!! I just made this up this morning!?!
Question: Q.How are you poop?
A.Becuase you came from your moms butt!! LOL!
I know its discusting but it is funny and true! LOL!
Answers: Q.How are you poop?
A.Becuase you came from your moms butt!! LOL!
I know its discusting but it is funny and true! LOL!
lmao...star.
first of all eww...second of all ewww....third of all that makes NO sense!
Its not disgusting, nor funny, nor true....here's an example of funny for you.
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
ummm..... are you 4?
I guess so. maybe you just don't know that you didn't came from your moms butt. Try something we call "e-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n"
-------------Sean
gross!
here's another "poop or pooh" joke
poop is also know as pooh........................
Q.Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
(look on the bottom for the answer!)
A.Because she/he (whatever) was looking for pooh!!!
U MORON! u came from ur moms VAGINA!!! NOT ANUS!!!...do u believe in the pu$$y troll too like that guy in clerks II?
First of all it aint funny and second of all its disgusting. How do you think its funny?
That's not funny. Or true. Or amazing that you just made it up this morning. You're a disgruntled 7-year-old that's still fascinated with poop jokes, and is still confused about human anatomy. F1E's joke was funny, though.
umm that ain't funny or true. like what did u smoke this morning? when u hear of a child ever coming out of a females butt please inform me of it, because that would be quite interesting, since it is never likely to ever happen
O_o Alrighty then....
yeah not funny at all buddy.
This is not funny!!! And you would know that if you knew the female anatomy and if you knew where you really came from.
yeah.........................about dat........................first of all it 's ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww second not funny at all and third ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..................... a life and some "funny" jokes...........................if u knw any