Q & A Lawyers .....again?!
Question: Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Answers: Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
LOL!
I wonder if I'll laugh at lawyer jokes as much once I get my LL.B. (Bachelor of Laws) ...... I'm sure I will:-)
lovely jubbly
Very funny
funny
ok so what have you got against lawyers then !
Nice jokes
heres a fine variation on the hitler bit,...
you're locked in a room in purgatory with an attorney,hitler and attilla the hun. you've been given a 44 magnum with only 2 bullets, what do you do?
shoot attilla and hitler in the head before pistol whipping the lawyer, business before pleasure- i always say!
very good...lol
Hi good one ,thank you again.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Ha ha ha.!!!
Again good jokes on lawyers.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
Very funny!!
10/10!! *
Well worth a star ha ha ,,,,