Fishing jokes - funny or not?!
Question: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.
Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend"
Answers: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.
Fly-fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend"
hehehehe, good ones hun, but no fly-fishing gags, pmsl
Nope
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones Rose.!!!
That is why I don't go fishing, she can't get rid of me, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
They're good for a giggle!
did dams sort these out for you?
brilliant as always
Hi good one baby.
Good ones.
lol.
thanks for the giggle.
what about this one..:
what does a fish say when it swims into a wall?
DAMN.
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Who lurks at the bottom of the sea and stalks the female fish?
Jack the Kipper!