Ugh...yea......(I think you have my stapler)?!
Question: Peter was the last person to have it, Milton. He & Lawrence ended up working in construction cleanup after you TORCHED Intech ( YEAH!) & they were cleaning up the rubble and Peter plucked your charred red Swingline from a shovel-full of debris that Lawrence was about to scoop into a wheelbarrow and exclaimed "I think I know someone who might want this." But I'm sure he'll never find you down there in Mexico. You can purchase exact collector's edition replicas, of the same genuine high quality, at Target. You would probably have to use their online ordering option, but what use do you have for a stapler now? And PLEASE don't tell me you put strychnine in the guacamole.....now that's going a little overboard.
Answers: Peter was the last person to have it, Milton. He & Lawrence ended up working in construction cleanup after you TORCHED Intech ( YEAH!) & they were cleaning up the rubble and Peter plucked your charred red Swingline from a shovel-full of debris that Lawrence was about to scoop into a wheelbarrow and exclaimed "I think I know someone who might want this." But I'm sure he'll never find you down there in Mexico. You can purchase exact collector's edition replicas, of the same genuine high quality, at Target. You would probably have to use their online ordering option, but what use do you have for a stapler now? And PLEASE don't tell me you put strychnine in the guacamole.....now that's going a little overboard.
Um can I barrow it for a lil longer?
ill give it back, if you agree to hand over my desktop paper shredder!
oh sorry, i think i used it all.
No no I got this one from Roland the deer. I am not sure which is worst. me borrowing a stapler from a deer or being named Roland.
ps. sorry Rolandos and Rolands (i have an uncle with that name).
I will give it back. Right now it's the only thing I could find to practice piercing my girl friends ears.
Oh Sorry =[
My Bad
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its broken what youd i do.????????
It's stuck to my hand, can i borrw your staple remover?
We're gonna have to store some more boxes in your cubicle...yea...so if you could just move your desk back a little, that would be gre-at.
its a swingline... I could set the building on fire... I could put stripnine in the coleslaw