Here's a joke for ya!!! :) Please read.?!
Question: At the game, a man sat next to a man who had a horrible skin condition. The man with the condition said " Hello sir, I have Leprosy , and if you see anything that makes you sick, please let me know and I will gladly move". Well, the man said "No sir, don't worry, I can handle anything, I'll be fine".
During the game, the man with the Leprosy cheered for his team jumping up and down, his moving shirt revealed several runny, oozing sores on his belly....but the other man remained calm.
At the end of the game, the man with Leprosy turns to the man and said " Thank you for being so undertanding and not moving away ",and the man repiled " No problem, I told you I could handle anything"....
Just then the man began throwing up and heaving loudly. The man with Leprosy , totally surprised yelled out " I thought you said you would tell me I made you sick and I would move!"
The man simply replied.. "No! It's not you! It's the guy behind you..dipping his nachos in your neck!!! LOL
Answers: At the game, a man sat next to a man who had a horrible skin condition. The man with the condition said " Hello sir, I have Leprosy , and if you see anything that makes you sick, please let me know and I will gladly move". Well, the man said "No sir, don't worry, I can handle anything, I'll be fine".
During the game, the man with the Leprosy cheered for his team jumping up and down, his moving shirt revealed several runny, oozing sores on his belly....but the other man remained calm.
At the end of the game, the man with Leprosy turns to the man and said " Thank you for being so undertanding and not moving away ",and the man repiled " No problem, I told you I could handle anything"....
Just then the man began throwing up and heaving loudly. The man with Leprosy , totally surprised yelled out " I thought you said you would tell me I made you sick and I would move!"
The man simply replied.. "No! It's not you! It's the guy behind you..dipping his nachos in your neck!!! LOL
Oh, oh no!!! I just puked all over the key board. That was gross and funny... I LOVE IT!!!
ewwww! that's gross!
I've Heard Better.
its gross but extremly funny i was cracking up lol lol
That isn't funny. At all. And it isn't a question....it doesn't belong here.
ew. definitely not funny.
Ewww But Lol!!
ugh! lol almost made me throw up
I think it would have been funnier if he just said its this dodger dog
ewwww!!
eww gross
Ewww..I just threw up in my mouth alittle! LMAO that made me smile, thanx!!