A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe?!
Question: A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.
Answers: A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too'.
that's messed up!!!!
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Fantastic!!!
that's great ^.^
ROFL....star for you...lol
very good got a laugh
hahahaha good one :)
Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
first reaction - gross
second reaction - funny and gross
Ha ha :)
funny
10/10 LOL!!! star!
yuk, now I just threw up a little...in my mouth!
superb
ha ha ha, great joke.
hahahaha!!
excellent
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Ace have a star,,,,,,
pmsl!!!!! 10/10
its gross but funny
10/10.