The farmer three daughters?!
Question: A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show - Is she ready to go?" The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty, We're gonna get spaghetti - Is she ready?" The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.
Hey what do you think about this?
Answers: A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show - Is she ready to go?" The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty, We're gonna get spaghetti - Is she ready?" The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.
Hey what do you think about this?
Haha. I love this!!! You get a star.
thts kwl
Cute!
lol. I'm rofl'ing here....have a star
are we suppose to answer this?
the farmer shot him because his other daughter didnt rhyme with his daughter's name
Funny! 100!
nice one
OMG! thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! i just now got that! lol
Cute joke! I like it a lot!
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haha i love that =] thnx for the laughs
Wow, i haven't heard that joke in 10 years!
thanks for that! Great Stuff!
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i liked it.
very funnyyy.
i cant believe i never heard this one before hahaa.
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thats a good one......and funny
took me a while but i got it!
^^.
So what was the third daughter's name??
lol very funny.
Hilarious
Very funny.
hehehehehe!!!
good but an old one