You might be a Redneck, if.........?!
Question: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
4. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
5. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
6. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
9. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
10. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
11. You can spit without opening your mouth.
12. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
13. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
14. Your neighbors think your father's a detective because a cop always brings him home.
15. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement.
16. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
17. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Answers: 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
4. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
5. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
6. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
9. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
10. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
11. You can spit without opening your mouth.
12. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
13. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
14. Your neighbors think your father's a detective because a cop always brings him home.
15. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvement.
16. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
17. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Nice!
18. Your house is on wheels and your car is on blocks.
Someone yells "Ho-down!" and your girlfriend drops to the floor.
I don't get #11, but the rest were funny.. You get a star.
HEY are you making Fun of me !!! Cause thats Not NICE
Any of your fantasies include Wal-Mart
You do your wedding registry at Wal-Mart.
You own either a singing trout or a stuffed opossum.
excellent..thanks for sharing.
You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
You know you're a Redneck if you come from a rural area and act as such.
lol! that's funny! haha!
thanks for the laugh!
Great stuff.. You get a star!
Lol!!! Thanks for the laughs!!!
Very funny.
your porch falls down and kills more than one dog. haha i have neigbors like that.