Morning folks lets start with a how can you joke?!
Question: How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
Answers: How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
H Chris,
Hahahahaha... Good ones Chris.. What would you do if you had a fisher-woman in the group? Stick a hook in your mouth.. Lol
A Friend,
poppy1
Hahahaha so true!!
LOL
I give it a 7.5
haha! immature but i love it!
Morning to you too. Very funny:))
not so funny lol!
put what over your mouth and nose? What sort of weird sex games do you play?
lol thanks for the laugh this morning
Hahahaha
good one as usual :)
I am a Laboratory Technologist.I loved it when we Medical Laboratory Technicians & Technologists-MLTs/MTs, were asked to come up with a slogan for
Medical Laboratory Week
at the small rural hospital that we worked in.
Our lab voted mine THE BEST but DEFINITELY UNUSABLE!
I SAID,"How about...............
"Lab techs do it with 'LITTLE PRICKS' "?
OR
"Lab techs HAVE LITTLE PRICKS"? "
Sorry if this is a bit crude.Don't know IF they'll post this or not.It was the phlebos (phlebotomists) that usually did the pricking anyway,with us Lab techs doing it on weekends and occassionally when the phlebos couldn't obtain a specimen -ie. pricking heals,fingers,arms,etc. to obtain blood specimens for those who aren't familiar with who Lab Techs are or what they do. We run the blood tests as well as tests on any and all body fluids and body waste products-ie blood, urine,feces,sperm,CSF-cerebral spinal fluid.
AKA/ VAMPIRES of the hospitals.LOL!
The one chosen nationally was a geek,in white lab coat,with huge glasses,bent over a microscope,looking at a goofy looking,centipede-like bug.
BUT in regards to YOUR theme of -
"morning folks lets start with a how can you joke?"......
MINE IS............................
A Laboratory Technician says hold very still, and you'll feel a little prick! ROTFL!
Enjoy!
Fay/Katznhat
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh