Education and politics funny or not?!
Question: A teacher explains to her class that she is a New Labour supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were New Labour supporter too.
Not really knowing what a New Labour supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air.
There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a New Labour supporter."
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Conservative," boasts the little girl.
The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a Conservative.
"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are Conservatives, and I am a Conservative too."
The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She pauses, and lets out a smile.
"Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a New Labour supporter."
Answers: A teacher explains to her class that she is a New Labour supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were New Labour supporter too.
Not really knowing what a New Labour supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air.
There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a New Labour supporter."
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"Why I'm a proud Conservative," boasts the little girl.
The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a Conservative.
"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are Conservatives, and I am a Conservative too."
The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She pauses, and lets out a smile.
"Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a New Labour supporter."
Hi Chris,
Hehehehe... I like a kid who can out smart their teacher.. Very good Chris.
A Friend,
poppy1
hmm..lol
very VERY funny
Smart girl
I really liked it.
Funny joke.
LoL! very good, lucy deserves A*
Ace joke ha ha ha ,,,,,
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh