Joke; Can you believe such Insults? jimi4950?!
Question: On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket.
Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."
Answers: On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket.
Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! fantastic!! laughed for ages
i think thats pretty funny.
heard of this a lot of times before. but still funny.^^
he he ...funny
this i a funny joke
oh my gosh!!! that's funny.
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Haha....I will tell my husband that one....
And I hate all COPS....I used to want to be one until I realized I would turn into an asshole and everyone would hate me....
nice oh yeah high five
tahahaha thats too funny!
funny........................
hahahahahahaha
very funny
i give it a star
lol
hahahahaha!!! really funny.
Very funny.
I'm gonna steal the one!!
Excellant!!