Know any good jokes?!
Question: Know the joke about the SKUNK?????!!!
................nevermind....it STINKS!
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Answers: Know the joke about the SKUNK?????!!!
................nevermind....it STINKS!
HAHAHHAHAABAHAHAHHAHABAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
4 ladies are playing golf as a funeral procession drives by.
One lady stops mid-swing and bows her head in respect.
The other 3 moved by her emotion say, "Emily, that was very respectful to do that as the funeral went by"
Emily replies, "It's the least I could do, we were married 45 years"
what better than roses on a piano?
tulips on a organ
Any blonde jokes always make me laugh. There is loads on the site.
paddy on death row gets the chance 2b shot hung or injected with the aids virus.he says "give me that aids stuff". Thay inject him & he rolls round the floor laughing.THE WARDEN SAY "what's so funny ?. Paddy says "l'm wearing a condom!"
yo momma is so fat, when she steped on a scale it said "to be continued"
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had?
So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me.
I told her oh no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish setter's butt and a car hit me.