Joke:A mad genie?funny??!
Question: A man walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed-off genie emerges. She says, "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son-of-a-@#*%, I am going to grant only 1."
The man thinks a minute and says, "Okay, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed." She says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.
Next morning, the guy wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance.
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Answers: A man walking down the beach sees an old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed-off genie emerges. She says, "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son-of-a-@#*%, I am going to grant only 1."
The man thinks a minute and says, "Okay, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed." She says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.
Next morning, the guy wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance.
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i loved it!!
star for you!!
hahahaha, il have 2 remember tht 1
star star how is it a Q.
Very Cute
I heard this one back when Hillary first ran for office in New York. It was funny then and even funnier now...
Hell hath no fury like a genie scorned !!!
Yes, it was funny and star-worthy !!!
pmsflol...very good...worth a star.
he he he, nice one.
Hahahaha lol very nice! I'd star if I knew how to.
Great joke Snowkid! Have a star! Your jokes never fail to make me laugh!
nice one mate star for it
now that what I call a mess up man...lol